What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A man was shot. He died.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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a black man pays his child support

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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