Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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