- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

anus

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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