- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's the difference between a duck?

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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