- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

knock knock who's there ?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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