- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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