- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

This is a random Anti joke.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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