Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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