- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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