- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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