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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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