What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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