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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A dog was barking at a tree

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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