- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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