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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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