Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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