Hey how is your wife and my kids

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Potassium? K.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Albert <3 Hunter

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

why does the man appear fat he is

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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