- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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