roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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good looking women

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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