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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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