What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Weaner

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Anti Joke

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