A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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