Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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