Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Anti Joke

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