Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Hello penis

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

guess what what ...

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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