- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Women's Rights..

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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