- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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