- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

a black man pays his child support

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Racial Equality

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

so today i took a poop. hehe

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??