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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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