What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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