- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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