- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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