- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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