- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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