- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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