- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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