What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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