- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

A possesed goat: "moo"

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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