Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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