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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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