Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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