- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Knock Knock Come in

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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