Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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