- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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