- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

an american walks out of a strip club.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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