How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Roses are red.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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