- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Your girlfriend.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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