When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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