- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Lil Wayne

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Men's rights

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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