Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Haha, I get it..

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