- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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