What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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