- Anti Joke

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.