- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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