WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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If life gives you lemonade.

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1+1=2

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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