- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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