- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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