- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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