A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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