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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

#Getweird

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

snowglobe

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

jews

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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