Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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