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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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