Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

whats a joke

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

fridge

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Your girlfriend.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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