What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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whats a joke

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Lololol

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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