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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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autistic kids rock

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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