Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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