Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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