- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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