- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

David Cameron

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

yolo your orange looks orange

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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