- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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