- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Knock knock, COME IN!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

outside your comfort zone

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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