What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

The FCC

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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