- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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