What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Your girlfriend.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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