Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

To mama so old, she might die soon.

can you pass the soap?

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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