- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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