Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Your girlfriend.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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