Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Cripples are lame.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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I love pissing people off :P

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anti jokes are really funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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