what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Wait! hundred billions!

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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