What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

whats a joke

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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