Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

whats a joke

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Boxing on Boxing Day

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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