- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

this is not a drill.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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