what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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America

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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