Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Haha, I get it..

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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