What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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homosexual

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Diarrhea

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Your Mom!!!

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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