- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

whats a joke

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Boxing on Boxing Day

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Your girlfriend.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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