- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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