- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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