Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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