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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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