- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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