In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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