- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

ure mama's so fat

My spelling is horrible

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How old are you? 7

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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