- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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