what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Women's rights

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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