- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

your mom was so fat that she died.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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