What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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