why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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whats a joke

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Lololol

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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