- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Oh s***

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why can't jokes spit?

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