- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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