Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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