What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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