- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

You know what's catchy? A cold

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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