- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.