- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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