- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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