What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A miserable man committed suicide.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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