A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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