- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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