- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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