- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

FIONN'S LIFE

smell the vitamin C

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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