what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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