- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Women's rights.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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