- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A miserable man committed suicide.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Whats cold and frozen? ice

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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