- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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