Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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