How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Anti Joke

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