What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Maths.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Anti Joke

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