wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Hello penis

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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