- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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