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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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