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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What rhymes with milk...milf

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

whats the stage after cancer? you die

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

woman's rights

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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