- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Dumb

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Maths.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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